This is your sign to take the damn break your burnout has been screaming for

Welcome to the Women's Weekend Therapy Retreat

A weekend where we drop the masks, exhale the bullshit, and come home to ourselves.

Date: April 23 - 26, 2026

Location: Waterfront Villa in Earleville, Maryland

Early Bird Price: $995 ($150 off through 12/31/25)

Regular Price: $1,145 (effective 1/1/26)

The Journey Within

This weekend is for the woman who is tired of the constant push and pull, who is over the burnout, the pressure, and everyone else’s f*cking expectations.

It’s not about another self-help checklist or “fix yourself” plan. It’s about hitting pause, getting off autopilot, and letting go of the old shit that doesn’t serve you anymore. You’ll ditch the pressure, clear your head, and find your footing here. Just space to breathe, reset, and feel like you again.

Why Women's Weekend Therapy Retreat?

Because this isn’t just another spa weekend or surface level getaway. We go deeper with genuine connections with actual depth, real work, and real breakthroughs that will stick giving you more than just a temporary high.

This space is curated for twelve-ish women to lavish in connection, laughter, reflection, and real change — the kind that lasts long after the weekend is over.

This Year's Location

Your Retreat Experience Awaits

This isn’t just a getaway — it’s an immersive, waterfront experience designed to nourish every part of you.
When you join us, you’ll enjoy:

Your Investment Includes:

3 nights of luxury accommodation — bring your friend or sister and save by sharing a King or Queen suite. Prefer a room all to yourself? That’s available too, for an additional fee.

Nourishing meals, snacks, live hibachi performance, and beverages. Dietary needs can be accommodated.

Daily workshops, group sessions, and guided practices led by a licensed mental health therapist. No prior experience is necessary to fully participate.

Individual Private Massages by a licensed massage therapist overlooking the Bohemia River.

Self-care offerings — Hot tub soaks, indoor pool, and face masks.

Welcome basket surprises to set the tone for your stay.

Special experiences Cozy evening bonfire circles and a group mindfulness hike.

✓ Full access to the property and its amenities.

* Please note: Alcohol is not provided, so we encourage you to bring your favorite wine, spirits, or alcohol to enjoy during our laid back evenings together.

Need a ride? Transportation can be arranged from major airports for an additional cost.

Tentative Itinerary & Schedule

APRIL 23rd | Arrival & Get Cozy

  • Arrival & Settling In

  • Group dinner & first circle — intros, intention setting, housekeeping.

  • Short orientation (what to expect; options for the weekend)

  • Optional late-night hang — stay up, chat, or turn in early — your call

A sneak peek at how we’ll spend our time

APRIL 24th | Find Your Flow

  • Wholesome breakfast + brief morning check-in

  • Morning workshop

  • Hibachi lunch by private chef Dan— interactive, delicious, zero cleanup

  • Afternoon optional hike or quiet reflective free time (journal, nap, read, swim, walk)

  • Sunset dinner + evening bonfire

APRIL 25th | Treat Yourself

  • Breakfast + brief morning check-in

  • Morning workshop - a true zen moment

  • Lunch

  • Afternoon self-care session options: complimentary massage, hot tub, pool time, face masks, body scrubs — pick your vibe

  • Group dinner + chill

a map, a camera and a watch on a table
a map, a camera and a watch on a table

Arrive at or around 6:30 pm. Roll in, drop your bag, breathe.

Workshops, connection, and downtime

Massages, self-care, nourising meals and total reset.

APRIL 26th | Departure Day

  • A final farewell breakfast together

  • Closing circle — share, reflect, intentions for coming home

A sweet send-off to keep that relaxed vibe going.

Our Retreat Itinerary: What to Expect

This isn’t your grandma’s retreat. We’re talking unapologetic self-care, belly laughs, and finally letting that damn to-do list go. From Thursday night to Sunday morning, you’ll trade your normal life chaos for cozy mornings, chill evening debriefs, and mental health workshops in between that actually feel good. Think self reflection, girl chats, journaling prompts that get you thinking (and maybe even healing) in ways you didn’t expect, and just freaking breathing.

Arrival & Vibe-Setting

Unapologetic self-care, belly laughs, and zero pressure weekends.

Cozy welcomes, intention-setting, and leaving the chaos at the door

Connection & Reflection

Workshops, journaling, and the kind of girl chats that actually heal.

We’ll set intentions for the weekend, have fireside hang outs under the stars, take an optional hike (or skip it — no judgment), and spend an afternoon doing the kind of self-care you never make time for: yapping, swimming, hot tubbing, face masks, body scrubs, and sipping your drink of choice. Oh, and did we mention the private chef with the hibachi show? *chef kiss * Every meal is handled — no dishes, no planning.

And because relaxation is basically our love language, guests will recieve a massage overlooking the beautiful Bohemia River from a licensed massage therapist whose hands feel like they were blessed by the goddess of “holy shit, that feels f*cking amazing.” We'll also indulge in soothing face masks, body scrubs, and the pure serenity we'll discover from within.

Self-Care & Deep Rest

This retreat is all-inclusive for twelve-ish women of all ages, and your spot comes with great food, great company, and space to just be your unfiltered self. Suites are shared with one other person, so bring your ride or die along and make this weekend one y’all wont forget. No random bunking assignments. Bring your plus one, favorite drink to sip on, and the version of YOU that’s been dying for a break. We got the rest from there.

Good food, great women, and the space to just be your unfiltered self.

All In, All Inclusive

A riverside massage that feels like pure magic — plus plenty of downtime.

Feeling that pull? That’s your sign. No pressure, no overthinking — just a chance to finally give yourself the weekend you’ve been craving. Your only job: show up as you are.

The Experience

Peaceful spaces. Powerful connection.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the retreat?

This year’s retreat will be hosted at a stunning waterfront villa in Earleville, Maryland. Each year, we select a new, carefully chosen location to create a fresh and inspiring environment for our guests. The exact address is shared with approved attendees to maintain privacy and exclusivity.

What’s the vibe?

Chill, unpretentious, and come-as-you-are. No strict schedules, no “prim and proper” energy — just connection, laughter, and relaxation.

Can I come alone?

Sure! You’ll have the option to book the whole room for yourself (price increase of $450 for individuals staying solo)

What’s nearby?

Nothing… and that’s the whole damn point. You can relax all weekend with no worries, nowhere to be, and zero obligations.

What do the mental health workshops consist of?

Lots of great exercises will be sprinkled throughout the weekend like mindfulness practices, guided imagery, progressive muscle relaxation, breath work, and other grounding techniques.

Can I book a private therapy session?

Yes. Private sessions are offered early morning or late evening in 30 minute increments for additional charge.

This isn’t your grandma’s retreat, so we won’t bore you with stiff answers. Here’s everything you’ve been dying to know before you pack your bag

What should I bring?

Comfort items of choice, a journal, headphones, yoga mat or towel favorite snacks, a bathing suit (if you choose to swim), hiking boots (if you choose to hike), and drinks of choice.

What’s your cancellation policy?

Paid reservations canceled prior to January 1st, 2026 are fully refundable- excluding the security deposit. Paid reservations canceled after January 1, 2026 are non-refundable.

This retreat transformed my life, fostering deep connections and healing in a serene environment.

Emily Rose

Three women confidently walk down a path lined with greenery and trees. They are dressed in smart and stylish outfits. Sunlight filters through the leaves, creating a natural and vibrant setting, with a building visible in the background.
Three women confidently walk down a path lined with greenery and trees. They are dressed in smart and stylish outfits. Sunlight filters through the leaves, creating a natural and vibrant setting, with a building visible in the background.
A group of people is gathered in an indoor space, sitting on yoga mats in what appears to be a guided meditation or yoga session. The room is spacious with industrial design elements such as exposed beams and large windows. There is a person seated on a stage facing the group, likely leading the session. Potted plants and sound equipment are present on the stage, creating a serene yet focused atmosphere.
A group of people is gathered in an indoor space, sitting on yoga mats in what appears to be a guided meditation or yoga session. The room is spacious with industrial design elements such as exposed beams and large windows. There is a person seated on a stage facing the group, likely leading the session. Potted plants and sound equipment are present on the stage, creating a serene yet focused atmosphere.

★★★★★

Secure Your Journey

Waterfront Weekend with Early Bird Pricing.

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a living room with a couch and a window
Your Investment:
  • Early Bird Price: Celebrate with $150 off until 12/31/25 — just $995 per person (normally $1,145).

  • Simple Deposit: $300 per person due upon application approval (goes toward your total).

  • Balance: $695 per person due by April 1, 2026.

No “maybe later” vibes — spots are super limited, and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

Getting Here Made Easy

Pick the airport that works best for you— we’ll help with the rest. (Transportation options available for an additional fee.)

Philadelphia International Airport (PHL)
  • About 1 hr 15 min drive (54 mi)

  • Largest nearby airport, with the most flight options

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white airplane
Baltimore/Washington International (BWI)
  • About 1 hr 30 min drive (77 mi)

  • Great for domestic + Southwest flyers

  • About 45 min drive (29 mi)

  • Smaller and closest option, limited flights but stress-free arrival

Wilmington Airport (ILG)
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white biplane
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white and gray airplane on airport during daytime

"Feel free to contact your retreat host for assistance with traveling arrangements if you’re coming from afar."